starfleetrambo:

922703:

thotzekage:

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I’m gonna apply for a job at Gordon Ramsay new restaurant and I’m gonna get it

I submitted my application and resume

I GOT THE FUCKING INTERVIEW

My interview is in a few hours. I got this but wish me luck

I GOT THE FUCKING JOB

reblog for good luck

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

I’m not into pranking people, so I decided I’d show you some animals that look silly instead.

angrilyangry:

mrrrjjjreblog:

taibhsearachd:

thatgaybich:

the-letter-why-in-parenthesis:

Andean Cock of the Rocks (ALWAYS WATCHING)

Arabian sand boas (DOING THEIR BEST)

Dik diks (SMALL?????????)

Softshell turtles (SMOOTH BOYS)

Christmas tree worms (FESTIVE FRIENDS)

Saiga antelopes (I LOVE YOU BUT WHY)

Baikal seals (ROUND BOYS)

I refuse to believe any of these are real

Tibetan Foxes are also very good:

All of these look like my attempts to draw animals

Then know you drew one, just jot the one you intended. Sometimes the greatest achievements are someone elses greatest mistakes.

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

labias:

(via bastille)

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Me, when someone throws me something and I manage to actually catch it:

(via bastille)

soularmates:

wish i was snuggling not struggling

(via totalized)